Monday, January 14, 2008

Ever Wonder...

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on.

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

why doctors call what they do "practice"?

why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Do you ever wonder why you are reading this thread in the first place?

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