RULE 1 - Life is not fair; get used to it.
RULE  2  - The world won't care about your  self-esteem. The world will expect
                 you to accomplish something BEFORE  you feel good about yourself.  
RULE  3  - You will NOT make 40 thousand  dollars a year right out of high school. 
                 You won't be a vice president with  a car phone, until you earn both.  
RULE 4 - If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.
RULE  5  - Flipping burgers is not beneath  your dignity.  Your grandparents had a different 
                word for burger flipping, they  called it opportunity.  
RULE  6  - If you mess up, it's not your  parents' fault, So don't whine about your mistakes, 
                 learn from them.  
RULE  7 - Before you were born, your  parents weren't as boring as they are now. 
               They got that way from paying your  bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to 
                you talk about how cool you are.   So before you save the rain forest from the 
                parasites of your parents'  generation, try "delousing" the clothes in your own room.  
RULE  8 - Your school may have done away  with winners and losers, but life has not. 
                In some schools they have abolished  failing grades; they will ask as many times as 
                you want to get the right answer.   This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to 
                ANYTHING in real life.  
RULE  9 - Life is not divided into  semesters.  You don't get summers off and very few
                employers are interested in helping  you find yourself. Do that on your own time.  
RULE 10 -Television is NOT real life!  In  real life people actually have to leave the coffee 
                shop and go to jobs.  
RULE 11 - Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
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