A Place to amuse yourself

Just how cold Antartica is???

2008-01-22T23:56:00.000+05:30

The water froze the instant the wave broke through the ice. That's what it is like in Antarctica. Water freezes the instant it comes in contact with the air. The temperature of the water is already some degrees below freezing. Just look at how the wave froze in mid-air...

1GB RAM...Then and NOW

2008-01-22T23:52:00.000+05:30

All with a single stroke of a pen!

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I am simply amazed at this!!!

Biggest Man Made Machine

2008-01-22T23:46:00.001+05:30

This is biggest man made machine. Especially large bucket-wheel excavators, over 200 meters long and up to 100 meters in height, are used in German strip-mining operations, and are the largest earth-movers in the world. These tremendous machines can cost over $100 million, take 5 years to assemble, require 5 people to operate, weigh more than 13,000 tons, and have a theoretical capacity of more than 12,000 m³/h.

Driving License Please!!!

2008-01-22T23:41:00.000+05:30

Nature's Smile

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Come Fly with us!!!

2008-01-14T23:57:00.001+05:30

Two blind pilots board the plane wearing dark glasses. One is using
a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door
closes and the engines start up.

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that
this is just a little practical joke. No one is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in
the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of
the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the
the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and
laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines,secure in
the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "Ya know,
Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

Learn Chineese in 5 min.

2008-01-14T23:33:00.000+05:30

OK read the English meaning and then "OUT LOUD" say the Chinese words...

(You MUST read them out loud or it doesn't make as much sense)...

That's not right.................................... Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP.......................................... Kum Hia Nao

Small horse........................................ Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?....................... Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped in to a coffee table........... Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here.............................. Wao So Dim

I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great................................................. Fa Kin Su Pah

The truth!!!

2008-01-14T01:27:00.001+05:30

Little Johnny lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and Little Johnny hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and Johnnie determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.

One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so Little Johnny decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, Little Johnny asked why.

The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son"?

Little Johnny answered yes.

Then he thought a moment and said, Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth.

His dad replied, Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree.

Ever Wonder...

2008-01-14T01:24:00.000+05:30

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on.

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

why doctors call what they do "practice"?

why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Do you ever wonder why you are reading this thread in the first place?

Intelligent Dean

2008-01-14T01:15:00.001+05:30

One Night 4 MBA Students Were drinking Till Late Night and didn't study
for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could
with grease and dirt. They then went up to the dean and said that they had
gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car
burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no
condition to appear for the test.

So the dean said they can have the retest after 3 days. They said they
will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the dean.
The dean said that this was a special condition test. All four were required
to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had
prepared well in the last three days.

The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks.

Q .1. Your Name ............ ......... ....( 2 Marks )
Q.2. Which Tyre Burst ............ ...( 98 Marks ).

o Front Left
o Front Right
o Back Left
o Back Right ....!!!

How Narayan Murthy reached the top of Infosys

2008-01-14T01:07:00.001+05:30

Keep your mouth shut!!!

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Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess.

The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.

As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No."

She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.

Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"

Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.

The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."

The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?"

The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the
Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!". So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!

Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it's better keep
your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth
and remove all doubt . . .

GOD's IVR

2008-01-14T00:59:00.000+05:30

Over the past several years, we have all learned to live with IVRS - "Inter-active Voice Response System"? as a necessary part of modern life. I was just wondering what would happen if God decides to go hi-tech and installs voicemail? I gave it a lot of thought and came up with various scenarios:

Let us imagine a scenario. You dialed God's number.

"Hi! Thank you for calling God. Please select one of the following:

If you are Christian, dial 1
All Hindus, dial 2
All Muslims, dial 3
All others, dial 0."

So, lets say you are a Hindu and you dialed 2. Here is what you hear:

Press 1 for Request
Press 2 for Thank you messages for God
Press 3 for Complaints about unfulfilled promises
Press 4 for All other inquiries.
If your prayers are still not answered, dial '0' and ask for Naradmuni."

Or, if all Gods were busy, you might hear this:
"We are sorry, all Gods are busy helping other Bhaktas and Sinners. However, your prayer is important to us and your prayer will be answered in the order it was received. Please stay on line. One of the Gods will be with you soon."

Or, it could even go this way when you start praying:?
"If you know your God's extension, dial it now."

Or, you might hear this:
"If you would like to speak to Ganeshji, Press 1.
For Lord Hanuman, Press 2.
For Lord Krishna, Press 3.
To confess your sins, press 4.
To ask for favors, Press 5."

Or, you might even hear this:
"You have reached Lord Krishna 's extension. I am going to be away to conduct a special yuddha to save the humanity and will be away until the year 2012. If this is something urgent and cannot wait until then, call Shankara at GB +44? 779000020000 Call. If you want to speak to someone else, for other gods' directory, Press 6 now."

Or you might even hear something like this if you call toward the end of your life cycle:

"If you think you have reservations at our Heavenly Resort, please provide your name, social security number and be ready to provide the proof of your eligibility. If you do not have the proof of eligibility, please dial 420-HELL and ask for General Manager Ravana, who will be happy to help you."

Or, depending on the purpose of your call, you might hear this:
"If you are calling to find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press? 5, enter his or her 'mantra'
number, then press the 0 key. If you get a negative response, try area code 420-HELL."

For all you know in this day and age of quotas and all, you might even get a response like this:
"Our computer records show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow."

Or you might even here this if you call on the wrong day:?
"This Main Office of Heaven is closed for DIWALI holidays. If this is an emergency, you may try our Himalayan Retreat in the mean time by dialing 6000-31,000."

So, let us hope and pray that God never learns about computers? And? IVR systems - because if he does, we are in
BIG trouble!

CIA Job Opening

2008-01-14T00:52:00.001+05:30

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. Then the agents heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said,
"This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Are you drunk???

2008-01-14T00:33:00.000+05:30

One Liners

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**You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before -- Bob Hope

**Have u ever noticed that anybody going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? -- George Carlin

**I am on that diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost ten pounds and my driver's license -- Larry The Cable Guy

**I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen

**In highschool, my sister went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him.
They figured that any guy that took hours to make a move was okay with them -- Brian Kiley

** I went to booksotre and asked the saleswoman, 'where's the self-help section?" she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose -- Brian Kiley

** Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think...In a deeper voice --- Bill Cosby

Mobile subscriber

2008-01-14T00:24:00.000+05:30

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.

After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.

Women!!

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.

People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was.

The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.

Junior said

"The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later"...

Some Realities of life

2008-01-14T00:16:00.000+05:30

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success ??.. is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it always lands on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

42.7% of all statistics are made on the spot.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen ?? If you have a pen, you don't have paper ?? If you have both, no one calls.

If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

2B or not 2B ? I think it's a grade of pencil.

A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.

A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?"
The father answered immediately, "I don't know. Nobody has lived that long yet."

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older ?"

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods !
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God !

Adolescence and snow are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

--------------- THE END ( for now !! ) -------------------------------

The Obedient Wife...

2008-01-13T23:51:00.001+05:30

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a moment!"

She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him." You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it."

How to break a bad news!!!

2008-01-13T23:42:00.000+05:30

At dawn the telephone rings.
"Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker"
"Ah yes, Mr. Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died"
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?"
"That's the one."
"Darn! That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Oh well...what did he die from?"
"From eating rotten meat."
"Rotten meat? Who was so mean as to give him meat?"
"Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses."
"Dead horse? What dead horse Mr. Arnaldo?"
"Why, those pure breed ones that you had, sir. They died from all that work pulling the water cart."
"Are you insane? What water cart?"
"The one we used to put out the fire."
"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
"The one at your house! A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire."
"What the...!!! But there's electricity at the house!!!! What was the candle for???"
"For the funeral."
"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL???!!!!!"
"Your mother's! She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her."

A Little Indian Boy

2008-01-13T23:41:00.000+05:30

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the 'Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi', and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ....."

Honest Employee

2008-01-13T23:38:00.000+05:30

You Gotta Love The Scots

2008-01-13T23:33:00.001+05:30

Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow , Scotland , he asked the audience for total quiet.

Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.'

A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet... 'Well, stop doin it then, ya evil man!'

Pepsi and Cola

2008-01-13T23:27:00.000+05:30

Operator Overloading...

2007-12-31T23:25:00.000+05:30

Desperate students during math exams

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Be Aware

2007-12-31T20:15:00.000+05:30

People are advised not to spend too much time sitting before computer system because the following things may happen in their future.

1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
2. When counting objects, 0,1,2,3,4,5, 6,7,8,9,A, B,C,D..
3. At the superstore, you check to see if a kilogram is 1024 grams, a litre is 1024 mls.
4. When you dream, you are going to dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.
5. When your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to sleep, then I am going to divorce you!", you are going to scream at her for omitting the "else" clause.
6. You try to sleep, and think : sleep(8 * 60 * 60); /* sleep for 8 hours */
7. When you are reading a book, you would look for the scroll bar to get to the next page.
8. If you want to call somebody you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number...
9. You are going to look for an icon to double-click, to open your bedroom window.
10. When you go to balance your check book, you would discover that you'll be doing the math in octal.
11. You would look for a trash can icon to throw garbage.
12.When you get in the elevator you would double-click the button for the floor you want to go.

Amazing Facts

2007-12-31T20:12:00.000+05:30

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3 . The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

4 . The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5 . There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath ..

9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

11 . It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

12 . The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

14 . Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from History. "Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great; " Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" - Julius Caesar.

15.

11 x 11=121

111 x111=12321

1111x1111=1234321

11111x11111= 123454321

111111x111111= 12345654321

1111111x1111111= 1234567654321

111111111x111111111 =123456787654321

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.

18. Honey - This is the only food that doesn't spoil.

19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

20. A snail can sleep for three years.

21. All polar bears are left handed.

22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

23 . Butterflies taste with their feet.

24 Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

25 . In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

26 . On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

27 . Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

31 . The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
32 Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

34 . The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

36 . Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Knowledge is to be shared & enjoyed ....

Good Management

2007-12-30T17:12:00.000+05:30

Scientists at the Rocket launching station in Thumba, were in the habit of working for nearly 12 to 18 hours a day. There were about Seventy such scientists working on a project. All the scientists were really frustrated due to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but everyone was loyal to him and did not think of quitting the job.
One day, one scientist came to his boss and told him - Sir, I have promised to my children that I will take them to the exhibition going on in our township. So I want to leave the office at 5 30 pm.
His boss replied - O K, , You are permitted to leave the office early today.
The Scientist started working. He continued his work after lunch. As usual he got involved to such an extent that he looked at his watch when he felt he was close to completion.The time was 8.30 p.m Suddenly he remembered of the promise he had given to his children. He looked for his boss,,He was not there. Having told him in the morning itself, he closed everything and left for home.
Deep within himself, he was feeling guilty for having disappointed his children. He reached home. Children were not there.His wife alone was sitting in the hall and reading magazines. The situation was explosive, any talk would boomerang on him.
His wife asked him - Would you like to have coffee or shall I straight away serve dinner if you are hungry.
The man replied - If you would like to have coffee, i too will have but what about Children???
Wife replied- You don't know - Your manager came at 5 15 p.m and has taken the children to the exhibition.

What had really happened was

The boss who granted him permission was observing him working seriously at 5.00 p.m. He thought to himself, this person will not leave the work, but if he has promised his children they should enjoy the visit to exhibition. So he took the lead in taking them to exhibition The boss does not have to do it everytime. But once it is done, loyalty is established.
That is why all the scientists at Thumba continued to work under their boss eventhough the stress was tremendous.
By the way , can you hazard a guess as to who the boss was????????
He was A P J Abdul Kalam, Former President of India.

Again a thought!!!

2007-12-30T17:07:00.000+05:30

AFTER READING THE Michael Jordan's STATEMENT, I AM TEMPTED TO WRITE SOME TRUTH OF MY LIFE TOO....)

I have corrupted more than 9,000 programs in my career. I have crashed almost 300 computers. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to deliver program on deadline... and I missed. I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that's precisely why I am still here!!!
---Software Engineer

A thought!!!

2007-12-30T17:05:00.000+05:30

"I have missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot... and I missed. I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that's precisely why I succeed."
---Michael Jordan
(1993-, American Basketball Player, Actor)

Marriage!!!

2007-12-30T17:03:00.001+05:30

Wife : Honey ..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ..??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
***********************************************
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
***********************************************
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

slpeling not ipmorantt!

2007-12-30T01:17:00.000+05:30

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Polish English :-)

2007-12-30T01:05:00.000+05:30

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect,they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf
in bathroom. I can read, and it say:

"Polish Remover".

Marriage PL/SQL

2007-12-30T00:58:00.000+05:30

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@BrideGroom Char(NotBad),
@Bride Char(Good)
AS

SELECT Bride FROM MyCastBrides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND
CarCount > 2 AND
HouseStatus ='TwoStoreyed' AND
BrideEduStatus='PGorAbove'
HavingBrothers='NO' AND
HavingSisters ='No' AND
AllowRelocate ='YES' AND ;

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw;

UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal ;

UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold;

INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('Ford');

END;

Wet Pants

2007-12-29T16:44:00.000+05:30

Come with me to a third grade classroom.....

There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how his has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.
The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat."
He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.
The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!" Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy.
The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie.
She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. "You've done enough, you klutz!"
Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers,
"You did that on purpose, didn't you?"
Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too."

May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good.
Remember.....Just going to the mosque/church/temple doesn't make you a Muslim/ Christian/ Buddhist any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Each and everyone one of us are going through tough times right now, but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only Almighty can.
Keep the faith.

I Wish I could Use Computers in Real Life...

2007-12-29T12:34:00.000+05:30

1) 5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph in your brand new car. Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance. You wish there was 'UNDO' in life!

2) You are already late, and your key is missing, You wish there was 'FIND TOOL' in life!

3) You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, You wish there was 'REBUILD ALL' in life!

4) The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, You wish there was 'ZOOM AND VIEW FULL SCREEN' in life!

5) One day you realize that you are turning bald, You wish there was 'CUT & PASTE' in life..

And the best one is .............

6) After marriage you realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, You wish there was an 'EVALUATION PERIOD' or at least a 'SAMPLE DOWNLOAD' or a 'DEMO VERSION'!

Bill Gates Mantra!

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RULE 1 - Life is not fair; get used to it.

RULE 2 - The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect
you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

RULE 3 - You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school.
You won't be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both.

RULE 4 - If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.

RULE 5 - Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different
word for burger flipping, they called it opportunity.

RULE 6 - If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, So don't whine about your mistakes,
learn from them.

RULE 7 - Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now.
They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to
you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the
parasites of your parents' generation, try "delousing" the clothes in your own room.

RULE 8 - Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not.
In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they will ask as many times as
you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to
ANYTHING in real life.

RULE 9 - Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few
employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

RULE 10 -Television is NOT real life! In real life people actually have to leave the coffee
shop and go to jobs.

RULE 11 - Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

A Good Thought

2007-12-29T12:24:00.000+05:30

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed : "Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"? To this Arthur Ashe replied:

The world over --
5 crore children start playing tennis,
50 lakh learn to play tennis,
5 lakh learn professional tennis,
50,000 come to the circuit,
5000 reach the grand slam,
50 reach Wimbeldon,
4 to semi final,
2 to the finals,

When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?".
And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?"
Be thankful to GOD for 98% of good things in life.

Love Program in C

2007-12-29T00:14:00.000+05:30

#include
#include

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady == MAAL)
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}

if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);

else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover = MAAL;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
touch++ ;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
smoke++;
}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}

free(lover);
return(home);

if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;

pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;
if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}

if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}

home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;

call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{

for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}

Cool Pictures

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These are priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-28T22:39:00.000+05:30

Nice Ice Work!!!

2007-12-28T22:36:00.001+05:30

Log-in & logout time in companies

2007-12-28T22:24:00.000+05:30

Letter To Ex-Girlfriend..

2007-12-28T15:30:00.000+05:30

Dear Monisha,
Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating dating. Every lovers need needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend. Monisha … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love love, from all my past experience experiences I have learned a lot. When the love blossom blossoms everyone starts writing love letter letters, you know very well , well… I have written many love letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays MONISHA , and it’s a time
consuming work. In order to avoid all this I need all my lover letters back so that I can put correcto corrector and send to my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don’t have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.

Another thing MONISHA, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know better that this i is the only photo I look very s cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love. And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have
spend l lot of monies ot for impressing you , I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest earliest. The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool
Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs. Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. , Mobile 2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, - Grand Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees). Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please lease calculate the value
of pack packs left over and deduct it from the above statements of account account.

I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to y your new our BF.
Also, please advise your expenses which incurred during our dates, I don’t think you have got any expenditure during these dates, I have seen many time that you always forget your purse when it comes to pay pay.
Anyway I hope you will clear the above outstanding at the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful 6th th love affair with Subil Subil.
Your Ex Ex-lover ….
Manaasu
manaasu@hotmail.com

A Very Good Management Funda!!!

2007-12-28T15:20:00.000+05:30

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, ' Big John doesn't pay!' and sat down at the back.
Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.
This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, ' Big John doesn't pay!'

The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, ' And why not?' With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, ' Big John has a bus pass.'

Management Lesson: 'Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one.'

Why girls don’t love software guys!!!

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Heights...

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1. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.

2. What is height of Laziness?
Adopt a child.

3. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a black paper Xeroxed.

4. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

5. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

6. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

7. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

8. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder

Men Funny

2007-12-28T13:56:00.000+05:30

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

Little Johny

2007-12-27T23:33:00.000+05:30

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
L-Johny: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

L-Johny: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johny: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
L-Johny: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
L-Johny: A teacher

What Do Unborn Babies Think Of?

2007-12-27T23:26:00.000+05:30

New Wife cooks...

2007-12-27T22:40:00.000+05:30

Monday:

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim.
Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately."
Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in.
The cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday:

We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve without
dressing."
So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that
night. They both looked so startled when I served them,I think it was the salad.

Wednesday:

I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly
before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice.
Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved the
rice anyhow.

Thursday:

Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.
It said, prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving."
I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my
salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the
dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be
stressed at work, I'll try to be supportive.

Friday:

Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it."
Beat it I did,to my mum's place. There must have been something wrong with
the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday:

Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it
for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on
the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it's little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work,or he wanted the chicken to dance.
When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out "why me?
why me ?"
Hmmm....It must be his job.

Crazy Me!!

Typography

2007-12-27T22:33:00.000+05:30

10 Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer

2007-12-27T22:32:00.000+05:30

Number 10:

When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked
because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my
arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died."

Number 9:

If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their
name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is
located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their
company for as long as necessary.

Number 8:

Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you
been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she
tries to figure out where the hell she could know you from.

Number 7:

If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends plan,
reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends...
would you be my friend?"

Number 6:

If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and
you could sure use some money.

Number 5:

Tell the telemarketer you are on "home arrest" and ask if they could bring
you a case of beer and some chips.

Number 4:

After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When
they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit
card number to a complete stranger.

Number 3:

Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will
give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the
telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say
"I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The
telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!"

Number 2:

Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on
Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

And first and foremost:
Number 1:

Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

Frustrated of Spam mails

2007-12-27T22:26:00.001+05:30

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded
chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004. Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer.

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes
I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with
a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial
a stupid number and the I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
sick from the rat feces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is,
for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and
leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that
was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Funny that girl, she's
been 7 since 1993...)

* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000
that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in
their special e-mail program would arrive soon.

* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a
paid vacation to Disneyland.

* Tired of calling divya singh (Siemens employee) who needs help for her hubby
suffering from Lung cellular cancer especially when she was not married!!

PJs (Poor Jokes)

2007-12-27T22:17:00.000+05:30

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack (u shud know that)!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built (think ahead).

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good 1 na?)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. Wet. (sorry abt this)

Q. What looks like half an apple?
A. The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Dinner.

Q. What gets wet with drying?
A. A towel.

Q.. What happened when wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution.

Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A: Because it has its own scales.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid

Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me. (This is an old 1)

Q: Now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..
A: I punched Nag. (This is a new 1, ain't it?)

Q: Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?
A: Chin-1 & Chin-3 (maaf, this was the worst)

Makeup!!!

2007-12-27T20:12:00.000+05:30

A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another
43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

You'll love this!!! ......

God replied: "I didn't recognize you!!!!!!!!!!"

Copyright, Disclaimer and Privacy Policy

2007-12-27T10:51:00.000+05:30

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